Breakroom Buzz - Brooke leaves Idol in tears, Ryan defends
Paula but does not address prejudging controversy, John Daly
ex alleged affair with Roger Clemens
Craig's Sports - Ranger Avery's got some spleening to do, could
CUBs go CUBan? BCS is still broken, tension between Gordan
& Jr, dangerous Astroturf
Sam's Entertainment - Mariah Carey engagement ring rumors,
Hollywood bracing itself for strike, David Blaine's new record,
Dennis Rodman arrested
May 1, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Barbara Walters got jiggy with a senator,
President Bush sets record for worst approval rating in U.S.
history, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Pacman trouble, Clemens affair de jour, Tigers
sweep Yankees, Red Wings dump Avs, Bronco QB Cutler has
diabetes , Canseco is homeless
Sam's Entertainment - Mariah's rock not recycled, is she
married? Idol stands by Paula, Hulk Hogan to have celebrity
wresting show on CMT, new movie reviews
May 2, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Happy Cinco de Mayo, bottoms up in Indiana,
Iron Man scores big, Roger Clemens apologizes for errors but
says he didn't do HGH
Craig's Sports - Bears Benson Busted for BWI, PETA angry over
Derby tragedy, Papa Johns Offers Cleveland a LeBron cry baby
Pizza, Junior Taps Busch
Sam's Entertainment - New American Idol survey targets Ryan
and the judges, Lindsay Lohan goes
Ugly, Winehouse dumps
Bond theme, box office tallies
May 5, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Indiana and North Carolina vote today, Colts
Marvin Harrison denies involvement in shooting, but it was his
Kevlar-piercing, Belgian gun
Craig's Sports - Clemens women questioned over HGH, White
Sox play with dolls, man killed over baseball in NH, Benson
wants his mommy, Hornets on fire
Sam's Entertainment - Britney quietly arrives in court, Scarlett
Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Engaged, MTV Popcorn
Nominees, Idol and Dancing Odds
May 6, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Election drags on, American Idol Jason
forgets words amidst rumors, Rascal Flatts double feature
sparks questions, SDSU campus drug bust
Craig's Sports - Harrison could face charges, Sox told to stop
blowing & put away dolls, spat with girlfriend sent Renaldo to
trannies, wife says A-Rod's a sissy
Sam's Entertainment - Britney gets more visitation, more Marvel
Superheroes coming, Jonas Brothers go 3-D, Hollywood talks
break down, Uma stalker guilty
May 7, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Jason leaves American Idol laughing, Texas
town threatened by enormous sinkhole, new Tennessee crop
circle - ET or senior prank?
Craig's Sports - Spygate missing tape mystery, Olympic torch
scales Everest, Clemens rejected by Olympics, Chicago Pink
Sox, all Rhodes lead to Indy
Sam's Entertainment - Mariah and Nick married and tattooed,
Nashville Star judge John Rich blasts Paula Abdul and Idol,
Amy Winehouse arrested
May 8, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Katrina victim wins 96 mil Powerball and
keeps working at 73, votefortheworst.com targets American
Idol's David Archuleta, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Blind bowler really knows how to score, Vick
ordered to pay Canadians, Viking sacks his son, McNamee
questions Texans, Ohio loves pizza
Sam's Entertainment - Court docket for R. Kelly and Gary
Dourdan, Liv Tyler separates from husband and goes green,
new movie reviews,
May 9, 2008
May 12, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - China earthquake death toll rises, tornado
hits home for Rascal Flatts' Joe Don Rooney and us,
Archuleta's dad banned from Idol set
Craig's Sports - Happy Birthday, Yogi!  Will Griffey be a
Mariner? Busch booed over win, Gagne takes a Braincation,
Man.U wins, Ravens peck themselves
Sam's Entertainment - Desperate Housewives spoilers, Jenny
Garth to reprise 90210 role, Dennis Farina arrested for packing
heat at airport, box office results
Breakroom Buzz - Fort Wayne Komets hoist broken Turner
Cup, after triple OT, oil reserves debate heats up, Clinton
expected to take WV, fasten your beer belts
Craig's Sports - Cabrera needs no assistance with triple play,
Mariners scouting Griffey, Bills' Everett to receive disability pay,
Stern concerns over NBA blow ups
Sam's Entertainment - Fallon on night shift, Most Wanted
milestone, Farina says he's stupid, Drew Barrymore fights
crime, Carrie's dress for the birds, Idol songs
May 13, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Clinton takes WV, Muskogee OK elects
minor mayor, curtains for Marissa, Idol judges pick best songs,
Vatican says alien belief is fine
Craig's Sports - Boston Herald apologizes for major Spygate
inaccuracy, Urlacher skipping camp, Tatupu's DUI, Rays in
first, ballpark violations - that's not chili
Sam's Entertainment - Britney needs drivers ed, Winehouse
goes free, James Garner prognosis good, McConaughey
surfer flick,
Idol live blogs tonight!
May 14, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Bye Sye, Davids remain on American Idol,
Edwards endorses Obama, Michigan Girls Scout sells 17,328
boxes of cookies, Fusion Man flies
Craig's Sports - Gretzky stays in USA, Specter wants NFL
senate probe, Winslow no-shows Browns, Henin quits while
ahead, Big Brown ready for Preakness
Sam's Entertainment - Jack and the Beanspill, twins for
Angelina, Dog returns, Maxim Hot 100 List, Johnifer and
Romica, is Jessica the last to know it's over?
May 15, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Gay marriage allowed CA, Ellen and Portia
to tie the knot, two states hit $4 per gallon, high gas prices
mean pump problems, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Barkley gambling debts, Rodman charged,
JoPa is OK, "Tonya Tapes" reveal Harding's rough past, an
Olympic amputee, NFL map may change
Sam's Entertainment - Shania unhitched, Idols Live tour info,
Taylor takes on Grease, risky debut for Indy, Housewives
spoilers, ACM's Sunday, new movie
May 16, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - ACM's, Kenny Chesney bites the hands that
feed him, Taylor Swift's shower show; Desperate Housewives
new man, Kennedy doing OK
Craig's Sports - Stan still the man in St. Louis, Big Brown eyes
Triple Crown, NFL debates, Kahne wins NASCAR All Star
Race, NBA Dwyane Wade's divine gift
Sam's Entertainment - Indiana Jones passes critical test,
Ashlee weds while Jessica and Romo romance, Reuters gets
Idol story wrong, box office standings
May 19, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Idol showdown tonight, Archuleta's vocal
coach claims Idol producers tamper, Dancing with the Stars,
signature expert examines candidates
Craig's Sports - Red Sox no hitter, what else is buried at
Yankee Stadium? NBA gambling ref talks, Barkley vows to quit
gambling, Bears MIA, NHL Stanley Cup
Sam's Entertainment - Background and oddities of R. Kelley
case as it is set to begin today, George "Sulu" Takei to marry
partner, Law and Order Sptizerish
May 20, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Dueling Idol Davids, Yamaguchi wins
Dancing gold, Obama and Clinton get one each, Kennedy's
condition, lost parrot talks his way home
Craig's Sports - Indy gets a Super Bowl, NFL goes long, Tuna
ticked at Twinkle Toes Taylor, NHL gets windy, McCready talks
Clemens, a sad Philly milestone
Sam's Entertainment - Jessica Alba marries, boy band creator
gets 25, Spike rips Eastwood & Coens, Indy predictions are
huge, Cook concedes to Archuleta
May 21, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - David Cooks wins American Idol by 12
million votes, Simon apologizes, Indiana Jones Kingdom of
the Crystal Skull review - worth the wait!
Craig's Sports - Jason Taylor and Dolphins at odds, naming
HGH names, FBI still pursuing Clemens, Pujols vs. Padres
(Pujols wins), trash talk at the track
Sam's Entertainment - R. Kelly witness ID's girl, chapped
Chesney continues to whine, Steven Tyler in rehab, more MTV
presenters, Wahlberg expecting #3
May 22, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Gas prices slow Memorial Day travel, Mars
rover lands Sunday, Communists see red over Indy movie,
Mexico throws ass in jail, Friday Funnies
Craig's Sports - MLB eyes instant replay, Pettigrew admits to
HGH, Vince Young apologizes for topless photo, Paterno
wants playoffs, weekend races gearing up
Sam's Entertainment - Grey's Anatomy gay finale, Snipes
granted freedom while he appeals, new Spector trial set for
September, networks cancel 31 programs
May 27, 2008
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Breakroom Buzz - Driving hits record decline in March, Phoenix
on Mars to search for ice, French man attempting ballooning
record loses balloon before flight
Craig's Sports - Penguins lay an egg...again, Dixon wins Indy
and Danica loses temper, Stewart blows Coke, Phoenix airport
costs city Super Bowl, Big Brown OK
Sam's Entertainment - Dick Martin and Sydney Pollack die,
Kelsey Grammer eyeing new ABC comedy, women ready for
Sex and the City, box office results
May 27, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Former Press Secretary says Bush lied to
promote Iraq war, Dems can only restore half MI and FL
delegates, Space Station toilet out of order
Craig's Sports - Indians get an accidental triple steal, Mats
Uzaka injured, Mets put Church in danger, Big Brown goes for
a jog, Tiger ready for the Open
Sam's Entertainment - Sharon Stone angers Chinese,
Madonna adoption final, Chris Cagle and his girlfriend
arrested, Lance-Kate-Owen, no Sex for angry fans
May 28, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Rice defends Bush and decision for war in
Iraq as McClellan clarifies and stands firm, drilling for gas,
Vietnam reports a UFO crash
Craig's Sports - McCready questioned about Clemens,
Pacman asks Goodell if he can play, Jason Taylor shuns
Dolphins, legendary boxer Griffith says he's gay
Sam's Entertainment - Ashlee is pregnant, Bill Murray divorcing,
Naomi Campbell faces six charges, Sharon Stone apologizes,
Pamela Anderson up for auction
May 29, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Harvey Korman dies at 81, priest poses
pious problems for Obama, Stonehenge mystery may be
solved, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Lakers chap Spurs, Serena Williams upset,
Thierry Henry hints at MLS move, Urlacher finally shows up with
Bears, Packers' unusual gift to Favre
Sam's Entertainment - Angie Baby rumors, David Cook
shatters record, Steven Tyler talks rehab, Beverly Hills Cop
sequel planned, Disney goofed, new movies
May 30, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Universal Studios fire worsened by low
water pressure, Tatum O'Neal busted buying crack, Kennedy
surgery today, primaries ending this week
Craig's Sports - Busch wins Dover, 8 NFL teams want LA,
Vanderjagt heads for the border, Pete Rose talks steriods,
NBA finals, NHL octopus ready in Detroit
Sam's Entertainment - Rogan & Franco say MTV instigated
pot prank, Charlie Sheen weds, Jolie-Pitt twin update, Clay
Aiken baby rumors, box office results
June 2, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Primaries end today, Kennedy feels great
after brain surgery, Bo Diddley dies, blow torch blamed for
blaze at Universal, humans can see future
Craig's Sports - Penguins win in OT, Thurman suspended,
Pacman may play, T.O. gets big bucks, MLB loses its fantasy,
Michael Johnson returns gold medal
Sam's Entertainment - Kelsey Grammer has a heart attack,
Tatum O'Neal thanks cops for arrest, ET sticks to Jolie story,
Swayze report, Simpsons get more DOH!
June 3, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Press picks Obama, Hillary not out yet, GM
cuts gas guzzlers and jobs, United cuts fleet and jobs, a
Packer Smacker - Herron foils a burglar
Craig's Sports - Penguins goalie squirts Zamboni driver, NFL
Patriot stings drug dealer, T.O. gets popcorn bonus, Big Brown
hot to trot, Big Unit passes Clemens
Sam's Entertainment - Ed McMahon faces foreclosure, Joe
Don and Tiffany give new son unique name, no Shanghai for
Sharon, rehabbing Jackass pleads guilty
June 4, 2008
Weekend box office results (ending June 1)
1.  Sex and the City (new)
2.  Indiana Jones Kingdom Crystal Skull
3.  The Strangers (new)
4.  Iron Man
5.  Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Breakroom Buzz - Hillary to withdraw, Obama ponders running
mate, Continental downsizes, missing lighthouse found, Red
Wings bring home Stanley Cup
Craig's Sports - Chicago eyes Olympics, Smoltz career may be
over, Dale Jr. has a traitor in his camp, Tiger disses hockey,
Celtics & Lakers in historic NBA Finals
Sam's Entertainment - Scorned AP slings mud at ET over fake
Jolie story, Farina charged, Kelsey Grammer home from
hospital, new movies at midnight
June 5, 2008
The Winner!  Yes, we can now remove that question mark.  
Hillary Clinton has stated she will announce her withdrawal
from the race Saturday, ending her bid for the Democratic
nomination for president. She will fully back
Barack Obama.
Will her name also appear on the ticket? We'll have to wait
for that answer. Earlier in the week, she said she would
consider running as Obama's Vice President, but Obama
has indicated he wants to take his time to make this
decision. Regardless, history has been made in America.
Little Rascal Rascal Flatts' Joe Don Rooney and his Playmate
wife,
Tiffany Fallon, welcomed their first child into the world
Saturday. The couple named him "Jagger Donovan Rooney."  
There's plenty of room for catchy nicknames, like Jaggarooney
or Jagrooney. If he carries the tradition of his father, perhaps
he'll be known as "Jag Don." Whatever the case, congrats to
Joe Don and Tiffany - here's to happiness and health!
SPLASHDOWN!  Lord Stanley returns to Hockeytown
with the
Red Wings' 3-2 victory over the Penguins
Wednesday night. It was a hard-fought battle after
nearly wrapping up the series on home ice the night
before, until a last-minute goal from the Pens sent
the game into OT and ended in a Detroit loss. The
Red Wings had to travel to Pittsburgh to secure the
championship and earn the honor of drinking from
the coveted Stanley Cup. Ah, the sweet taste of victory!
Congrats to both teams for a great season.
AP vs. ET  The bloody battle between the Associated Press and Entertainment
Tonight
has moved to the next round. Center of the controversy is ET's recent
report from an "inside source" that
Angelina Jolie had delivered her twins. The
AP picked up ET's story and ran with it. It was clear within hours the story was a
hoax. Virtually every other news source across the globe seemed to know it. AP
blamed ET for getting it wrong and harshly criticized ET publicly; overlooking the
fact that AP failed to confirm the story itself before printing it. Until today, ET had
stood behind the story and said that someone acting as an impostor for Angie's
assistant was feeding false info to the media; implying they may have been the
only ones who got it right. Today, the AP claims they have confirmed the impostor
story, but ET was the one duped, and Angie's real assistant told ET the story was
false several hours before they aired it on TV.
Read the AP story.  This really just
proves how bad AP's decision was rely on ET's story. A trusted hard-news
agency should never just take the word of a gossip organization. We expect ET to
get it wrong, as they often do. We expect AP to dig deeper and get it right.
Geez,
even we suspected foul play and immediately posted a warning to not believe
the story. If we can get it right, the esteemed Associated Press has no excuse.
Breakroom Buzz - Obama-Clinton secret rendezvous, Ohio
high school hands out misspelled diplomas, elephants roam
the streets in Wichita, Friday Funnies
Craig's Sports - NBA Finals exceed hype, steroids dealer shot,
Lynch a hit & run suspect, Taylor wanted, Chipper's 400s, MLB
honors heroes, Belmont Stakes
Sam's Entertainment - Ed McMahon talks foreclosure,
Cristian's arm is OK, Van Halen wraps tour, Simpson dad tried
to manage Romo rumor, new movies
June 6, 2008
Rendezvous Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tried
to meet in secret Thursday, but word slipped out.
Obama's rep confirmed the meeting but denied it
was about selecting Hillary as VP. He claims the
pair met to discuss reuniting the party. If true, why so
secretive? We all know they want to do THAT!
No, Officer, I Haven't Been Drinking, there really is
an elephant in my back yard.
Storms in WaKeeney,
KS, spooked two circus elephants enough to make
them break free from their enclosures and roam the
streets. Both ended up in back yards of residents
near the fairgrounds before being captured.
CNN'S FULL STORY
RESPECT Years ago, many athletes were not allowed
to play Major League Baseball, simply because of the
color of their skin. Times have changed, and these
players have been honored in many ways, but they were
still called members of the "Negro Leagues," which still
separated them from the Majors. Thanks a brilliant idea
from Dave Winfield, this has been corrected. Surviving
members have been drafted by Major League teams,
giving them respect they deserve and were denied when they played. Bobo
Henderson called Dave Winfield "an angel," beaming pride over becoming a
major leaguer just before his 78th birthday. Emilio Navarro (pictured) saw his
dream of becoming a Yankee come true at the age of 102.
Read the full article
about more players who are being honored, including one woman. We applaud
Dave Winfield and MLB for righting an old wrong.
Standing ovation!
Breakroom Buzz - Quakes rumble the globe, Big Brown blows
Belmont, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter finds a dead body,
Robbie Knievel is a Hummer jumper
Craig's Sports - NHL Legend Dominik Hasek retires, Celtics
take 2-0 lead to LA, Kahne wins Pocono 500, another DUI for
Benson, Cuban sniffing around Cubs
Sam's Entertainment - Jessica Alba delivers a baby girl, R.
Kelly mole on trial, Winehouse spouse pleads guilty, new TV
role for Swayze, box office results
June 9, 2008
Dominated  Dominik Hasek, one of NHL's most decorated and
respected goalies, has announced his retirement.  This time, it's
for good. It's a bittersweet ending for Hasek, hoisting the Stanley
Cup again in his last season with the victorious Red Wings; but he
mostly watched from a distance as Chris Osgood played in his
place at the net. At 43, with two Stanley Cup wins and dream stats,
"The Dominator" has earned a new nickname - "Legend."
Hummer Jumper Robbie Knievel jumped 21 Hummers at
the Texas Motor Speedway Saturday night. When his father,
legendary Evel Knievel, performed stunts back in the day,
he broke TV viewership records. Not so much these days.
Robbie has quietly surpassed many of his father's records,
but the spotlight today just isn't as bright. Still quite a feat!
A Wonder Lynda Carter, star of 1970's show Wonder Woman,
and every growing boy's fantasy, was leisurely rowing down the
Potomac River last week and discovered a body. Lynda asked
fisherman on the shore to call police while she waited with the
corpse.
Washington Post reports the woman was part of the
Johnstone family, owners of the J/Boats sailboat company,
and police suspect suicide. Lynda said she didn't do anything
special; she just did what anyone would have done. She also
could have been the inspiration of the Wonder Bra!
Breakroom Buzz - Politics back to normal, tomato troubles,
Clinton mistresses team up and charge for it, Bears cut
Benson after 2nd DUI and Stabler gets 3rd
Craig's Sports - Strahan retires a champ, Ken Griffey, Jr., hits
600, Clemens and Viagra, T.O. blames cell phone for missed
test, Pistons name Curry head coach
Sam's Entertainment - Berry likes Obama, Nashville Star
fizzles and fibs about Shawn Mayer, Tori gives birth, R. Kelly
rests, Billy Bob Thornton CD released
June 10, 2008
We're making some adjustments today, so please enjoy these
special podcasts:
Breakroom Buzz - Martha Stewart parody, "My Life as Movie
Titles"
Craig's Sports - Flashback interview, Todd Eldredge on hockey
vs. figure skating
Sam's Entertainment - Flashback interview, Stephen Furst,
"Flounder" from
Animal House
June 11, 2008
There are Names for Girls Like This  Paula Jones and
Gennifer Flowers have schemed up yet another way to
gain fame and profit from their extra-marital affairs with
Bill Clinton. They've teamed up to sell video clips online
for $1.99 a pop to anyone who gives a rat's backside what
these two think about politics or their trysts with Clinton.
Classy.  How would they react if Bill Clinton offered up the
same service dishing dirt on them? There would be likely
be name-calling and lawsuits.
Nashville Star Fizzles, Fibs  Nashville Star made its debut last night
on NBC with few surprises - Billy Ray is no Ryan, Jewel had a Paula
moment telling a young contestant to "murder" the audience, Jeffrey
Steele didn't call anyone a "dawg,"
John Rich was rude but lacked
Simon's charisma, and the talent was, for the most part, dull. But like
Idol, we did catch them in a fib.
Shawn Mayer (r) was shown on a pig
farm and as a volunteer firefighter in Iowa, where she cried about
wanting to be a singer. It left us with the impression the show was
rescuing her from the farm for her first big break. They didn't mention
she's been living in Nashville for the past several months performing
a regular gig at
Tootsie's Orchid Lounge - a famous club where
country stars like
John Rich (yes, the judge) are known to hang out.
Billy Bob Thornton's New CD has just been released. Billy Bob,
under the name W.R. "Bud" Thornton, and his band, the
Boxmasters, have included original tunes and some
interesting covers with an old country/rockabilly sound added.
Check out their site to hear a sample.
A Kiss Goodbye Giant's QB sack leader  Michael Strahan
announced his decision to retire yesterday after 15 years in
the NFL.
He told Fox Sports he spent a lot of time thinking
about it and finally said, "It's time. I'm done." The charismatic
Strahan, also known for his enormous gap-toothed smile in
commercials, leaves the game solidly on top. His last game
was a Super Bowl win. Miachel Strahan is surely destined
for the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. As a leader
on and off the field, the man with the big smile and big heart
has proven he is a true Giant.
Breakroom Buzz - New X-Ray security at airports can see you
naked, NV governor texts other woman on state's dime, Italy
has a unicorn deer, prayers to IA scouts
Craig's Sports - NBA ref scandal, MLB IR, Fenway Food
Problems, Super Bowl rings stolen, Burress & Shockey Giant
whiners, Olympic TV coverage threatened
Sam's Entertainment - Winehouse suppliers charged,
Celebrity Circus like SNL, Heigl insults writers & Emmys, Hulk
Hogan in jail? Incredible Hulk opening
June 12, 2008
Weekend box office ending June 8
1.  Kung Fu Panda
2.  You Don't Mess with Zohan
3.  Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
4.  Sex and the City
5.  The Strangers
Unique Horn  This little Roe Deer in Italy has become famous. The
single horn in the middle of his head has earned him the name (no
surprise here) "
Unicorn." He was born in captivity at a research
park, and his twin brother has two horns. Experts say this is not a
first, but it is rare.
It's the human feet and sprouting wings we can't
explain! (We're kidding about that part.)  
FULL STORY
Breakroom Buzz - Midwest floods, Mississippi River rising, cell
phone popcorn video hoax, Celtics historic comeback to beat
Lakers, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Croatia soccer shocker, cops question Buffalo
Bills HQ, nobody wants Cedric "The Open Container" Benson,
hi-tech Cowboys, Sonics offer
Sam's Entertainment - Jon Voight turns 24, R. Kelly's fate with
jury, AFI Lifetime Achievement  Award for Warren Beatty, new
movies - Hulk looks Incredible!
June 13, 2008
Paging Dr. Frued  Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife have new flings. Linda has
chosen a 19-year-old burley kid with long blond hair (sound familiar?) who went
to school with her kids. Hulk has chosen a buxom young blonde who looks an
awful lot like his daughter, Brooke. Is there enough peroxide in the world? From
left to right - Linda & Hulk, Linda & new stud Charlie, Hulk & daughter Brooke,
Hulk & daughter - OOPS - new girlfriend, Jennifer.  
I'd close my eyes, too!
Hei and Mighty  Katherine Heigl may be biting the hand that
feeds her. She won an Emmy last year for her role as "Izzy" but
refused to submit her name this year for the award. She said
Grey's Anatomy did not give her Emmy-worthy material, and
submitting her name might take an opportunity away from
someone more deserving. Noble? Not hardly. It's a slap in the
face to the show's writers. It also pokes at the intelligence of
Emmy voters, implying they are unable to make a fair choice.
The category is for acting, not writing. If she doesn't deserve to
win, she won't. Two words come to mind: Prima Donna.
Breakroom Buzz - Iowa floods, Saudis to boost oil production,
Boulder protesters go naked over gas prices, Tiger vs. Rocco
as thrilling U.S. Open goes into OT
Craig's Sports - U.S. Open playoffs, Lakers get lucky, MLB
getting a double take, Junior wins, NASCAR suspends two
over harassment  case, Sonics vs. Seattle
Sam's Entertainment - Kelly juror talks, remembering Russert,
Sara Evans weds, Pamela & Tommy Lee reunite, Billy Bob's
Angie joke, MJ told to work, box office
June 16, 2008
NBC Newsman Tim Russert has died at the age of 58.  NBC's
Washington Bureau Chief and host of
Meet the Press suffered a heart
attack while at work and died Friday. NBC interrupted programing, and
Tom Brokaw appeared at the desk to break the news to the nation and
talk about his dear friend.
Video of Tom Brokaw announcing his death.
Read more about Tim Russert from MSNBC.
R. Kelly Can Fly  The Grammy Award winner was acquitted of all
charges in his child pornography case Friday, ironically three years
to the day of
Michael Jackson's acquittal for child molestation
charges. Both decisions were reached on June 13. After the hearing,
a juror told the press most jurors believed it was Kelly in the video,
but they weren't convinced about the identity of the girl.
Breakroom Buzz - Mississippi River is rising, 80+ year-old
lesbians lead gay marriages in CA, Prince William knighted by
grandma, Tiger's knee problems
Craig's Sports - Tiger on a break, Javon Walker attacked in
Vegas, Randolph fired by Mets, Ray Allen sees sick son before
Game Six, new Montana at Notre Dame
Sam's Entertainment - Winehouse hospitalized, Britney won't
be charged for running over photog's foot, Billy Ray on racy
Miley photos, Nashville Star tanks
June 17, 2008
TIGER WINS U.S. OPEN Tiger Woods
defeated
Rocco Mediate in a sudden-death
playoff at the U.S. Open. It was a hard-
fought battle and one of golf's most exciting
finishes in the game's history. Now Tiger
will take time off to let his injured knee heal.
Real Fine Place to Start...Again Country singer and Dancing
with the Stars
dropout Sara Evans got married Saturday to
former Alabama QB and radio host, Jay Barker. Sara's three
children and Jay's four were reportedly in attendance. Sara's
first marriage ended bitterly with accusations of numerous
affairs by both parties. Her life
is a country song.
Breakroom Buzz - Celtics win NBA title, NASA finds white stuff
on Mars, human feet wash ashore in Canada, reports show
evidence of U.S. military illegal torture
Craig's Sports - Tiger out for the year, Javon Walker's Vegas
attack, Randolph may go to Yankees, T.O. not at Cowboys
camp, Favre won't swing for NBC
Sam's Entertainment - Britney on the move, Winehouse
remains hospitalized, America's Got Talent doesn't reveal Neal
Boyd's past, critics blast
Love Guru
June 18, 2008
American Pavarotti? America's Got Talent struck gold as
Neal E. Boyd wowed the crowd and the judges singing
opera with his remarkable tenor voice. There is no doubt
he has talent and deserves his place in the spotlight. But
once again, a talent show has tried to make us believe
they found raw, undiscovered talent and put someone on
a stage for the first time. There was no mention of his (r)
performance at Carnegie Hall, or his nickname "The Voice
of Missouri," which he earned performing at many important events in the state.
He is a polished singer.  
More about Neal  In the wake of Idol's Carly Smithson
debacle
, talent shows should have learned a lesson; but Nashville Star is doing
the same with
Shawn Mayer. They implied they plucked her off the pig farm,
when in fact she's been singing a regular gig at Tootsie's in Nashville for several
months. Yes, people love rags-to-riches stories, but that doesn't mean we can
appreciate someone's talent otherwise. Just be honest about it. Most of us don't
care if Neal has performed at Carnegie Hall.  He had us from "Nessun."
 Bravo!
Breakroom Buzz - Another foot washes up in Canada, McCain
nukes himself, nuclear waste facts, "Rembrandt Laughing"
and so is the new owner
Craig's Sports - Mets fan send owner chicken, Manuel mutiny
mystery, Cardinals Arrington arrested, MLS wants to ban fan for
racial slur, Bull Durham turns 20
Sam's Entertainment - Little Spears has a little girl, Hollywood
strike looms, fall movies go retro, French have fun with
paparazzi over Brad and Angie
June 19, 2008
Thanks, Grandma  Prince William was made the 1000th Royal
Knight of the Garter by his grandmother,
Queen Elizabeth II.
The Most Noble Order of the Garter is the world's oldest order
of chivalry, dating from 1348. In Monday's ceremony, filled with
royal pomp, William was draped in enough velvet to make
George Costanza jealous with white ostrich plumes in his
velvet hat.
Prince Harry, who prefers camouflage to velvet, was
in attendance along with William's long-time girlfriend,
Kate
Middleton;
and their royal ribbing was probably the reason for
this grimace on William's face -
click here and see why!
06-16-08 box office results - click for trailers
1.  Incredible Hulk (new)
2.  Kung Fu Panda
3.  The Happening (new)
4.  You Don't Mess with the Zohan
5.  Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Breakroom Buzz -  Missouri towns flood, McCain miffed over
Obama's financing, recent Canadian foot a hoax, melted
Martianmallow is not salt, Friday Funnies
Craig's Sports - Pacman Jones scandal takes a deadly turn,
wife of Barry Bonds trainer investigated, NHL wants Rangers
owners fired, Barkley bets again
Sam's Entertainment - Naomi Campbell pleads guilty, 25 new
stars on Walk of Fame, Oscar changes song nomination rules,
new movie reviews
June 20, 2008
Martianmallow NASA's Phoenix robot has scraped the surface
of the red planet and found white stuff. Is it ice? Salt? It was
found in the trench they call "Snow White," in the area of Mars
they call "Wonderland."  Those nutty kids at NASA.  
Visit NASA
UPDATE:
After it was exposed, the substance disappeared, so
it's not salt; but when it was heated it didn't make water. Hmm.
Little Mama  Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl.
If the reports are right (and who knows, these day) she named
her daughter "Maddie Briann."  Could she have named the
baby after her famous aunt, "Mad Britney?" We're guessing
this is why Brit and her father postponed their court date on
finances. They were likely with Jamie in Mississippi for the big
arrival. Here's to health and happiness for all.
WIPPED John McCain has promised if he is elected
president, he will increase the number of nuclear
power plants by nearly double (
read more) to make
environmentally-friendly energy. This is like trying to
cut down on ground dumping by throwing waste in
the rivers. Nuclear plants do produce cleaner energy,
but the waste they generate is the nastiest stuff on
earth, and there is NO WAY to make it clean. The debate over what to do with this
radioactive waste has quietly raged for decades. The truth is, no one knows what
to do with it, so we've created places where we can just stick it far enough in the
ground where it won't hurt us until we figure out what to do with it, or it starts to
decay in about 10,000 years. The danger is so extreme, the Dept. of Energy has
ordered these areas be marked in a way that people or aliens of the future who
find these sites will understand.
WIPP is a nuclear waste site near Carlsbad,
NM.
Click here to see what the experts have come up for WIPP's 10,000 year
warning.
I worked in this field for years. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  -Sam
Breakroom Buzz - Final curtain call for George Carlin,
Americans fueling and shopping in Mexico, same breed
different dog wins World's Ugliest Dog Contest
Craig's Sports - NFL Kearsed with DUI's, Jones says no more
Pacman, Busch wins in old Toyota, Green Sox celebrate, Pele
robbed, Pat Sumerall hospitalized
Sam's Entertainment - Malibu melee over McConaughey,
Brokaw steps in for Russert, Winehouse diagnosed, Campell
says racial slur incited rage, box office
June 23, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Imus explains his Pacman Jones
comments, NASA scientist says we face extinction over global
warming, hiker saved by sports bra
Craig's Sports - Pitcher gets grand slam (not at Denny's),
Olympic basketball team named, Pacman reacts to Imus,
Jevon Walker Vegas twist, Strahan a Fox
Sam's Entertainment - Winehouse health spin, Jonas Brothers
sequel planned, George Carlin to receive Mark Twain Prize,
Boy George denied U.S. entry
June 24, 2008
George Would Be Proud  Ironically, as news of George Carlin's death sweeps
the nation, another story about the FCC is making news. All four major television
networks have joined forces to take on FCC obscenity rules, stemming from a
$1.2 million fine imposed in 2003 on ABC for showing a woman's bare butt on
NYPD Blue. ABC paid the fine but appealed it, claiming the FCC's action was
"arbitrary, capricious and contrary to the law." In a nearly unprecedented show of
unity amongst normally bitter rivals, NBC, Fox, CBS and Telemundo have filed
legal briefs in support of ABC, denouncing the FCC fine as unconstitutional. The
United States Supreme Court has a tendency to agree and has overturned bans
on free speech where technology provides a way for individuals to control it
themselves; like with a V-Chip or channel blocking. The FCC is digging in for a
fight.
(Full story) If it goes to the U.S. Supreme Court, the FCC will likely lose, and
we just might hear the laughter of
George Carlin echoing from beyond the grave.
GEORGE CARLIN DEAD The legendary comedian who
was the first host of SNL and made the FCC's seven banned
words common knowledge to all died of a heart attack
Sunday night. After complaining of chest pains earlier in the
day, he was taken to a hospital in Santa Monica, where he
later died.
MORE He once quipped he wanted to be
remembered like this -
He was here just a second ago...
Poor Gus  He has three legs,
one eye, skin cancer, no hair
(except for a Mohawk) and he
stinks. Now he's been crowned
the World's Ugliest Dog.
MORE
Breakroom Buzz - Obama helps Hillary with bill, Anne
Hathaway's ex arrested for swindling millions in unholy
scandal, Dennis Rodman cleans up in Vegas
Craig's Sports - MLB maple bats, Tiger's apple auctioned, no
love for Keyshawn, arrest made in Jevon Walker case, Officer
Shaq asked to return AZ badge
Sam's Entertainment - Help for Heather Locklear, Britney gets
sleepovers, Jolie
Wanted Jacket being auctioned for charity,
Naked Cowboy's legal briefs
June 25, 2008
Cell Corn  The latest viral video sweeping the world shows cell phones popping
popcorn. Real or a hoax?  
Watch and find out!
Breakroom Buzz - N. Korea cooperates over nukes so Bush
lifts sanctions; .sex could be for sale, Tim McGraw opens up a
can of whoop ass on unruly fan
Craig's Sports - Jermaine O'Neal heads north, Tiger is a party
animal, Astros Chacon suspended for throttling GM, Fresno
State wins College World Series
Sam's Entertainment - Jolie & Pitt give a million, Nicole's guest
role, Drew Carey brings Parma to LA, actors turn on each
other, strike likely, Kid Rock is an idiot
June 26, 2008
06-23-08 Box office tallies
1. Get Smart (new)
2. Kung Fu Panda
3. The Incredible Hulk
4. The Love Guru (new)
5. The Happening
Surf Wars  Apparently, the world doesn't have enough
pictures of shirtless, surfing
Matthew McConaughey.
Paparazzi ended up in two fights with surfers over the
weekend in Malibu, who were protecting their turf from
the camera-happy photogs. Cops were called, but the
paps ended up with broken, wet equipment, a broken
nose, and no shots of the stud.  
Watch video at TMZ.
Breakroom Buzz -  What do North Korea, Verne "Mini Me" Troyer
and girls on a Miami Beach bus have in common?  Listen to
find out.  Also, Friday Funnies!
Craig's Sports - Timberwolves Grizzly deal, Astros dump
Chacon, Sapp Dancing with the Stars, Rams may be
homesick, Giants gouge fans over season tickets
Sam's Entertainment - Goldblum joins Law & Order,
Winehouse lights up after hospital release, questionable for
Mandela gig, Ledger praised, new movies
June 27, 2008
KARMA? Boy George has been denied
entry into the U.S., putting his summer
tour in jeopardy. The problem is likely
his pending London case, where he is
accused of handcuffing a male model
to his bedroom wall and assaulting
him.
More on that story. He's changed a
bit from the 80's. Before, he looked like
a woman.  Now he looks like...
CLICK!
Breakroom Buzz - Brothels provide relief at the pump - hookers
can give you gas, North Pole ice could melt this summer, state
lotteries may be cheating
Craig's Sports - Spain defeats Germany in Euros, new position
for Moss - pole, Rod Sox players receive racist threats, Derrick
Martin busted, Lynch confesses
Sam's Entertainment - No strike in Hollywood today, Madonna
divorce rumors, Winehouse performs & smacks a fan,
Studdard's WalMart bride, box office results
June 30, 2008
She Got Smart  Anne Hathaway dumped her boyfriend
of four years, Rafaello Folliere, last week; reportedly
because his scandals were affecting her career. Good
move. He was arrested this week for swindling millions
from people, claiming he could use his connections with
the Vatican to buy Catholic Church properties below
market value. Instead, he used the funds to support a
lavish lifestyle, and the Vatican doesn't know who he is.
FULL STORY   He is also being investigated for a foundation that supposedly
gives vaccinations to children in third world countries. Anne was formerly a board
member of the foundation. Did she
Get Smart in time or miss it by that much?
Sue Their Pants Off! The Naked Cowboy
has been given the OK from a New York
court to sue Mars, Inc., over this ad (left).
He can sue over the implication that he
endorses M&M's, but not over his famous
trademarked look. The trademark laws
protect a name, portrait or picture of a
living person, not a character, such as the
Naked Cowboy. Looking at these photos,
it's clear Mars ripped him off. This is nuts!
July 1, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Tomato's bad rap, CA wildfires, Moe the
potty-trained monkey missing, zoo animals loose in
Amsterdam, Utah going to four-day workweek
Craig's Sports - Cowboys rip off fans, Willie Andrews arrested,
Chacon fights back, Ramirez pulls a Chacon, Serbia helps
college athlete escape justice
Sam's Entertainment - Kidman kid watch, Nicole labor music
not so Urban, Keith Anderson's mom dies, Bon Jovi gives it
away, waxing Winehouse, new movies
July 2, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - ET not covering Jolie now that she's really in
hospital,
24 actor Haysbert thinks he paved the way for Obama,
oil in ND makes millionaires
Craig's Sports - Bonds asterisk ball in Hall after all, Patriots'
Willie Andrews out, Derrick Rose clocked at 106, Franchitti hits
the pits, Razorback beats up a car
Sam's Entertainment - Jolie's digs, Christie Brinkley divorce
begins & looks ugly, Madonna rep denies divorce, Boy George
scraps U.S. tour, Rikki Rockett cleared
THE TIMINATOR  Tim McGraw proved he's no pampered  cream
puff at a recent concert. He was in the middle of performing his
hit
Indian Outlaw when a large, unruly fan caught his eye. Tim
called for security, but quickly decided to take matters into his
own hands, grabbing the guy by the shirt and yanking him
around until help arrived. The country stud then pulled the
guy onstage and shoved him. The man turned back toward Tim
with a clinched fist, and Tim lunged at him, but security took the
guy away.
Faith Hill must still be panting.  See the video.
Well, She's Upright  Amy Winehouse performed at
Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration Friday
night, despite speculation she might not show up at
all. After her hospital stay, where she was told she
has a touch of emphysema,
a Fox report raved about
Amy and said she looked radiant.  Now a video has
surfaced showing an obviously drunk Amy smacking
around a fan after getting hit in the beehive by a hat.  
Good call, Fox.  Watch on youtube.
WANTED
Ringleader  A giraffe traveling with a circus in Amsterdam is
the lead suspect in a early-morning breakout. The giraffe is
accused of kicking a hole in a pen and leading the escape of
15 camels, two zebras, a few llamas and some pot-bellied
swine. Most were not armed, and many were spotted. The
locals aided and abetted the escapees by feeding them when
the awoke to find them in their yards. Police acted quickly, and
all the fugitives have been rounded up.
We're wondering how
this might affect business at the local "smoking" cafes.
July 3, 2008   HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND!
Breakroom Buzz - Gas prices up for holiday weekend,
Rodriguez split fuels Madonna-A-Rod-Cynthia-Lenny love
rectangle rumors, catnapper arrested in FL
Craig's Sports - Seattle keeps Sonics name but loses NBA
team to OKC, Favre may be warming up for return, Hossa turns
traitor with Red Wings
Sam's Entertainment - Brinkley divorce dirt, Barkley gambles for
charity, Kylie's odd fashion choice to receive OBE, Sacha and
Ferrell to play Holmes and Watson
Madonna Love Rectangle  
With as many denials are there are rumors, this story just gets stranger.
Guy
Ritchie
appears to be shocked over rumors that his wife, Madonna, is as big a
Yankees fan as she is said to be. Word has it she is seeing
Alex Rodriguez, who
tends to have quite a problem keeping little
A-Rod in his pants. Now his wife,
Cynthia, the future X-Rod, is in Paris with Lenny Kravitz, who used to date
Madonna. Somehow, we just know Roger Clemens' name is going to come up!
We're sure this time  Angelina Jolie has checked into a
hospital in France to await of the birth of her twins; which
will not happen right away. A spokesperson says she's
doing fine.
Entertainment Tonight has remained silent
on the story this time after the brutal public bashing it took
for its false report of the birth a month ago. That story was
picked up by the
AP, who then turned on ET for getting it
wrong, resulting in a media war. We awarded both
ET
and
AP with Buffo Awards. Click here for our Buffo page.
Box Office, week ending June 29
1.  WALL-E (new)
2.  
Wanted (new)
3. Get Smart
4. Kung Fu Panda
5. The Incredible Hulk
July 7, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Hurricane Bertha birthed, SC plans religious
license plates, A-Rod's future X-Rod divorcing over Madonna,
Anheiser-Busch battles takeover
Craig's Sports - Nadal wins Wimbledon, Favre may come back
purple, Brewers take Sabathia, MLB All-Star Game includes
Rod Sox, Cubs, Jeter and a Cheater
Sam's Entertainment - Urban Kid arrives, Bachelor Firestone
marries, Abba makes a rare group appearance, Will Smith is
July 4th gold, box office results
Wizard Wardrobe  Kylie Minogue has been given one of Britain's
highest honors.
Prince Charles presented the singer with the
OBE (Order of the British Empire) to recognize her services to the
music industry. Congrats to Kylie, and we certainly applaud her
work and how she overcame cancer; but, Kylie!  
That dress!  She
is going to Buckingham Palace to be pinned with an award by the
future King of England.  For some reason, she opted to go with a
wizard's motiff. This looks like Merlin meets geisha girl with
those flowing sleeves and sequined stars. Not even with a
cowboy hat on the stage of the Opry would this fly!
On the Brink  Christie Brinkley's very
public divorce promised to be ugly.  It is.  
Mr. Brinkley (aka
Peter Cook) admits to
an affair with then 18-year-old
Diana
Bianchi
. He has a $3000 a month porn
habit. He shoved her other daughter's
head in a bucket of water. His side says
Christie has issues with anger. Can you
blame her? He spent $300,000 trying to
cover his relationship with a Beyonchi -
isn't she entitled to cook his Peter?
July 8, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Iran military warns of retaliation but Iranian
President assures no war, Bertha weakens, Chiefs' Tony
Gonzales saves the life of a Charger fan
Craig's Sports - Vick files for bankruptcy, Red Sox consider
Teixeira & Bonds, the OKC team formerly known as Sonics
take the court, Rooney fights for Steelers
Sam's Entertainment - McConaughey has a boy, will he name
him after a beer? AFTRA votes today, Bon Jovi free tickets on
ebay, Ringo turns 68 with peace party
Madonna Love Rectangle UPDATE  
Lenny Kravitz issued a statement saying the
future X-Rod was in Paris with him and other
close friends to escape the media circus. He
is very offended by accusations of an affair.

Madonna gave an interview, a rare treat, and
publicly denied an affair with
A-Rod and said
she has no plans to divorce her husband.

Cynthia Rodriguez divorce papers do not
name Madonna but allege numerous affairs
July 9, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Iran tests missiles to warn U.S. of retaliation,
Kix Brooks runs with the bulls, Smithsonian and British
Museum crystal skulls determined fakes
Craig's Sports - Rooneys may sell Steelers soon, Philadelphia
freedom for Elton, two women reveal relationship with A-Rod,
rodeo legend Clem McSpadden dies
Sam's Entertainment - Angelina fake photo, OK snaps Jamie
Lynn, celebrity baby names clarified, AFTRA votes yes, police
save David Lee Roth from his nuts
GET OFF THE SIDELINES!  Do you want the war in Iraq to end? Do you want to
avoid war with Iran? Your U.S. Representatives and Senators have no way of
knowing how you feel about things unless YOU tell them.That's why lobbyists are
successful. They are the only ones doing the talking! If you want YOUR opinion
heard, you have to express it! Otherwise, they only hear the vocal minority. If the
majority of Americans remain silent, Congress has no way of knowing what
America really wants.
TELL THEM. THEY WORK FOR YOU.  Find your reps here.
IT'S A BOY, This Bud's for you!  Matthew McConaughey
and Brazilian-model girlfriend,
Camila Alves, welcomed a
baby boy into the world Monday evening. No word yet on a
name for the little tyke, who resembles his father by being
born without a shirt, but it has been rumored he might
follow his brother's lead by naming his son after his
favorite beer.
Rooster McConaughey, of truTV's reality
show,
Black Gold, named his son Miller Lyte. Word had it
Matthew wanted to name his Budweiser.  
UPDATE:  His
name is Levi Alves McConaughey. (Biblical, not denim.)
IT'S A GIRL!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed
a baby girl into the world Monday morning in Nashville.
Her name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Why? Nic's
father said he had read about Sunday Reed, who was
influential in the art world, and like the name. He and his
wife mentioned it. Let's hope this Sunday's fate is better.
Sunday Reed's life was fraught with scandal, and she
committed suicide after her husband died. YIKES!
July 10, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Iran tests more missiles, Ramsey parents
cleared in JonBenet murder, Kennedy pops in to Congress,
Jesse Jackson's crude Obama remark
Craig's Sports - Jaguars could move to L.A., Diamondbacks
ponder Bonds, Joe Gibbs Racing releases Tony Stewart, South
Africa may lose 2010 World Cup
Sam's Entertainment - Brinkley divorce settled, Olivia
Newton-John marries, Robert Downey, Jr., to play Sherlock
Holmes, Hannah Montana on Starz in 3D
SHOWDOWN
Iran fired test missiles this
week to show military might
and warned that retaliation
is eminent if there is a U.S.
strike. Bush has not ruled
out a strike.
MORE
Box Office Results for July 4th Weekend
1. Hancock (new) Drew big crowds despite bad reviews
2.
Wall-E
3. Wanted
4. Get Smart
5. Kung Fu Panda
8. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (new)
July 11, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Bertha heads to Bermuda, great white shark
spotted at
Jaws town, Dallas cops may have auctioned a car
with cocaine in it, Friday Funnies
Craig's Sports - Favre may consider Baltimore, Matt Jones
busted for cocaine, thunderstorms cancel NASCAR qualifying,
no puppy platters at China Olympics
Sam's Entertainment - SAG and studios deadlocked, Lennon's
"Peace" lyrics auctioned, Romano and Bakula get serious on
TNT, Hellboy II leads new movies
Pass the Nuts Rev. Jesse Jackson is under fire once
again four spouting off unreverendly comments. While
appearing on Fox News, and not realizing his mic was
on, he whispered to another black guest his thoughts
about Obama and said he'd like to "cut his nuts off."
He then made a jabbing motion.
WATCH THE VIDEO
July 14, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Green Bay enters another week of
controversy over Brett Favre, this Stella Artois's for you,
Budweiser sold to InBev for $52 billion
Craig's Sports - Trash talk turns on Ozzie, Sabathia's double
victory, Favre Fever, Jones pleads ignorant, Billy packing, OKC
airs out possible NBA name
Sam's Entertainment - Jolie Pitt twin mania, Josh Brolin and
movie crew arrested for Louisiana bar brawl, another Miss USA
tumbles at Miss Universe, box office
Pigs Bust Hogs Matt Jones, former Razorback football star
and first-round pick for the
Jaguars, has been arrested on
felony drug charges in Fayetteville, AR. Cops found him
sitting in an SUV on a parking lot cutting up cocaine a credit
card. They drew guns when he refused to raise his hands.
Two other men were also arrested, including
Jared Hicks,
another former Razorback.
UPDATE: Jones' father has
offered the Lohan defense, "the drugs weren't his."  
MORE
It's a boy...and a girl! - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are the proud parents of #5
and #6, otherwise known as Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. The twins were
born by C-Section Saturday evening in France.  
It's the Brad-lie Bunch!
Not AGAIN!  For the second year in a row, Miss USA has taken
an unintentional seat on the stage of the Miss Universe pageant.
Last year, Rachel Smith's fall made her an instant YouTube star.
This year it was Crystle Stewart, Miss Texas-turned Miss USA,
who slipped on her dress and plopped to the floor.
Click here to
launch video of her interview with the Today Show, complete with
footage of both bobbling beauty queens.
No Joke The latest Batman movie, The Dark Knight,
shattered box office records during its opening
weekend. Just before Heath Ledger died earlier this
year of an accidental overdose, he revealed in an
interview he could not get the Joker out of his mind.
He lost sleep over it. In a strangely sad twist, this role
could earn Heath an Oscar and become his legacy.
Batman Arrested  Christian Bale, who plays Batman in
the box office smash hit
The Dark Knight, has been
arrested in London.  A British tabloid is reporting the
arrest stems from allegations of assault from Bale's
mother and sister.  
Full batty story.  UPDATE:  It now
appears mom and sis are estranged from the star, and
this may have been a shameful shakedown.
Box Office Results

1. The Dark Knight (new) $158.4 million, new record
2.
Mamma Mia! - (new) $27.8 million
3. Hancock
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth
5. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
July 28, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Gas prices fall again, mystery money means
millions of dollars and questions, Virgin Galactic to unveil
mothership, now that's a beer run
Craig's Sports - Favre & Grant PO'd in Green Bay, Goose
emotional at induction, rubber trouble in Indy, Team USA ready,
when pigs fly in AR - new arrest
Sam's Entertainment - Shia LaBooked over DUI crash,
Christian Bale's bizarre background, Dark Knight phenomenon
grows, weekend box office results
Favre Fury We watched Brett retire with tears in his
eyes and wondered if he really meant it. He said he
did, but now he's got "the itch." Green Bay is a town
divided. On one hand, you have the Packers, who
needed a decision so they could plan for the future.
On the other hand, you have a football legend who
may have just felt unwanted. Now dignity hangs in
the balance in the face of controversy.
More from GB
July 29, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Yosemite campers endure smoke, Extreme
Makeover home in foreclosure over loan, Gators earn party title,
air guitar may cause bad toe jam
Craig's Sports - Braves talk Teixeira trade, Yankee Posada's
surgery will likely end his season, Iraq pleads to enter
Olympics, Favre for hire...any takers?
Sam's Entertainment - Amy Winehouse and Kelsey Grammer
hospitalized, Ryan Seacrest bitten by shark, Rebecca Romijn
and Jerry O'Connell expecting twins
July 30, 2008
Breakroom Buzz - Housing bill will help many avoid
foreclosure, LA quake up call, boyfriend of woman stuck to
toilet seat sentenced, Iraq to compete in Olympics
Craig's Sports - Favre files for reinstatement but Packers ask
him to stay away from camp, Angels land Teixeira, Artest to
Rockets, Dolphins raid Cowboys again
Sam's Entertainment - Shia cleared for crash but DUI is
pending, Jerry Lewis gun seized at airport, Desperate
Housewives babies, Cheech and Chong reunite
July 31, 2008
Craig's Sports - Massive MLB trades include Griffey and
Rameriz, Favre refuses Packer hush money, Olympics opening
ceremonies rehearsal video leaked

Sam's Entertainment - Lutfi to leave Britney alone, new Bond
theme a duet, Beatles giggling recording to be auctioned, Black
Crowes sue Redneck Woman
Dog House UPDATE:  Shia LaBeouf, Mutt Williams of Indiana
Jones
, was cleared of blame after police found the other
driver failed to stop at a light, causing the crash that rolled
Shia's truck.
MORE The crash resulted in slight injuries to
the other driver and Shia's mystery passenger, rumored to
be
Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas. Shia injured his
knee, suffered a minor head injury and had to have surgery
on his hand. He might face DUI charges when toxicology
reports are final. This would be the most serious offense of
the young star after a series of petty brushes with the law.
Box Office Results
1. The Dark Knight $314 million, another record
2. Step Brothers (new)
3. Mamma Mia!
4. X-Files: I Want to Believe (new)
5. Journey to the Center of the Earth
August 1, 2008 - Happy Friday!
Breakroom Buzz - Scientist suspected in Anthrax scare
commits suicide, strange creature dubbed Montauk Monster,
NASA confirms water on Mars, Friday Funnies
Craig's Sports - Red Sox pay Ramirez to leave, Favre rethinks
option to be paid to leave, Sharapova withdraws from
Olympics, Major League Soccer expanding
Sam's Entertainment - Snoop Dogg bus bust, Jolie-Pitt Baby
pictures in People Monday, Spears dad in keeps control,
Elizabeth Taylor hospitalized, new movies
LA Rumbles  A 5.4 earthquake struck the Los Angeles area Tuesday.
No serious damage or injuries were reported, but it did awaken talk
about "The Big One," which many fear could mean the end for Tinsel
Town. This one was moderate, but it was enough to send
Judge Judy running for cover during a taping of her show!
Watch video of the flying lace collar.
Gators Rule as Party School  Princeton Review's annual list of party
schools has been revealed, and a new school holds the top spot.  
The University of Florida has been named the #1 party school in
the country.  The Gators are no stranger to the list, but this is
the first time they have taken the title.  It's enough to drive other
campuses to drink.  Just put down your beer when you Gator clap,
please.
See where your school ranks.
August 4, 2008     Happy Birthday, Troy! (Sam's son)
Breakroom Buzz - Tropical Storm Edouard eyes Galveston, rare
tornado strikes France, Brett Favre returns to Green Bay to
compete for starting QB job
Craig's Sports - Packers & Vikings talk Favre trade, typhoons
predicted during Olympics, Skip Caray passes away, ump sorry
for error that sparked brawl in KC
Sam's Entertainment - Morgan Freeman seriously injured in
crash, Idol producer quits, Jolie Pitt twins in People, Christina
Applegate has cancer, box office results
Montauk Monster Mystery  What the heck is this?
Photos are circulating across the Internet of this strange
creature that washed ashore in New York. Debate rages
over what it could be - anything from a turtle to a dog to
an alien. We defer to our favorite reporter of all things
odd, CNN's Jeanne Moos.
Check out her video story.
Oh, God!  Hollywood's voice of God, Morgan Freeman, is in a
Memphis hospital after being airlifted from the scene of a
single-car crash near Ruleville, Mississippi, late Sunday
night. The 71-year-old Oscar winner was reportedly awake
and talking at the scene but suffered some broken bones.
The jaws of life had to be used to extricate Morgan and his
female passenger from the vehicle after it left the road, went
airborne and flipped several times. He is expected to make a
full recovery.
UPDATED REPORT
Baby, Baby!  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have the most
famous twins on Earth, and now the world can see them,
courtesy of
People Magazine. In Monday's issue, 19 pages
are dedicated to the doting parents. Most babies don't smile
at just three weeks old, so we're guessing this little tyke has
a bad case of gas; but WOW does that smile look like
Brad's! Now we know what Brad looks like when he has the
same problem.
People is putting the pictures only in the
print version of the magazine, but for more details about
Brad and Angie's babies,
check out People online.
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Last Weekend's Box Office Results
1. The Dark Knight (3rd week on top)
2. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (New)
3.
Step Brothers
4. Mama Mia!
5. Journey to the Center of the Earth
6. Swing Vote (new - turkey)
August 11, 2008 - Go USA!
Breakroom Buzz - Beijing Olympics Masterpiece, USA answers
French with gold, Phelps chasing Spitz, Russia & Georgia at
war, Isaac Hayes & Bernie Mac die
Craig's Sports - Olympics update: Spanish cyclist doped,
tennis greats advance, US Womens Basketball team wins,
Favre at Jets practice, Matt Jones in court
Sam's Entertainment - Bernie Mac & Isaac Hayes both in
upcoming movie, Clay Aiken is a father, Tropic Thunder under
fire, Dark Knight tops box office again
August 12, 2008 - Go Phor it Phelps!!!!
Breakroom Buzz - Phelps ties gold record, US Mens
Gymnastics earn Bronze, China pulls a Milli Vanilli, Georgia
says Russia is still bombing, gas prices fall
Craig's Sports - Today at the Olympics, Rodgers shaky start for
Packers, Favre fever strikes New York, Bruce Springsteen
rumored to play at Super Bowl
Sam's Entertainment - Actor Shelley Malil arrested over
stabbing, Pretenders go country, Tropic Thunder survives
protests, Jolie takes Cruise role
In Mourning Comedian Bernie Mac died Friday
in a Chicago hospital of pneumonia at the age
of 50.  Legendary soul singer
Isaac Hayes died
Sunday after being found unconscious near a
running treadmill in his Memphis home. He was
65; his cause of death has not been released.  
Ironically, both men appear in the upcoming film
Soul Man, scheduled for release November 14.  
Bernie Mac and
Samuel L. Jackson star as
Stax-era singers, and Isaac Hayes plays himself.
Under Fire  Ben Stiller's new movie Tropic Thunder is being
criticized by advocacy groups that are offended by its repeated
use of the word "retard" picketed Monday's premiere in L.A.
DreamWorks has issued a statement that the movie is
intended to satirize Hollywood excesses with inappropriate
behavior and over-the-top, ridiculous situations. The movie
pokes fun at how far actors will go for a role. For example,
Robert Downey, Jr., plays a white actor who undergoes a
medical procedure to turn black for a role.
Website and trailer
Not Cute Enough?

The sweet voice that mesmerized the world during the
opening ceremonies at the Beijing Olympics was not that
of the little girl who appeared to be singing on TV.  In yet
another case of Beijing Olympic trickery, a Chinese
official deemed the little girl who had been chosen to sing
(top) was not cute enough to be put on the world stage to
represent China.  However, it was decided she had the
best voice.  At the last minute, she was replaced with the
"cuter" girl we saw (bottom), who lip-synched to the voice
of the real singer. To make matters worse, there are now
reports surfacing that suggest the replacement girl might
not have even known her voice wasn't being aired.

China's "Milli Vanilli" decision has sent shock waves
across the world, even in China. We accepted the excuse
of using computer graphics fireworks for safety, but this is
intolerable.  Who couldn't love either face?
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Weekend Box Office Results
1. Tropic Thunder (new)
2. The Dark Knight after 4 weeks at #1
3. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (new)
4.
Mirrors (new)
5. Pineapple Express
Death Race
R Action
House Bunny
PG13 Comedy
Hamlet 2
R Comedy
Longshots
PG Drama
Rocker
PG13 Comedy
STILL BATTY  The Dark Knight phenomenon
continues.  The latest installment of the
Batman
series held the top spot on the box office charts
for four weeks before sliding to #2 this past
weekend.  However, it is now the second highest
grossing movie ever made, passing Star Wars,
with a total thus far of $471.5 million.  It is now
behind only
Titanic.  Trailer